Transformers 3 Teaser

Looking really good so far.

TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON Teaser -- powered by Mania.com

Ron Perlman will not be in The Hobbit

Ron Perlman will not be in either Hobbit movies.  Oh well, I gess that leaves room for Hellboy 3...maybe?  Or a semi-nude bit in Sons of Anarchy next season?  In the meantime, he will be in Season of the Witch and At the Mountains of Madness.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=72004

Chad Ochocinco Naked...Oh Baby!!!!

Now...of only all the PETA crap wasn't on there...  (may or may not be NSFW)

Labradoodle

Looking for a dog that won't aggravate your sinuses?  A Labradoodle just may be the dog for you.  Labradoodles are crossbred of Labrador retrievers and Standard or Miniature poodles.  If your interesed in more information or are looking to buy one, check out doodledogs.net.



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Newegg promo codes and coupons at BestOnlineCoupons.com

It's only a few days away from Black Friday and all the shopping deals, and madness, that goes with it. If dealing with ravenous crowds isn't your thing, then head over to BestOnlineCoupon.com to get great online coupons and promo codes.  BestOnlineCoupns.com is the best places to get coupons and codes for all sorts of stores. They even have the newest Newegg promo codes and Newegg coupons. The coupons and codes

Cowboys & Aliens Trailer

Well, at least Daniel Craig isn't wearing assless chaps.

New The Voyage of the Dawn Treader trailer

Liam Neeson voicing a lion and other things.

Green Lantern Trailer

Looks decent, when ignoring how they butt raped Green Lanteren.

........

Updates are still going to be hit or miss until I can find someone else to do some posting around here.  If your interested, leave a comment.

Watch Now -- MST3K's Hobgoblins

Just in time for Halloween, here's Myster Science Theater 3000's Hobgoblins. Watch and enjoy!


 

Blog Updates

Sorry about the lack of stuff around here.  I've had a lot going on lately and haven't had time to troll the internet.  I should deffinetaly have some stuff up for Halloween, and then the normal daily updates will resume November 1.


I'm still looking for anyone interested in posting news and other stuff.  Comment if your interested.

Banksy's Simpsons Opening

I don't know what Fox was smoking when they decided to commission Banksy to create a 'couch gag' for The Simpsons and subsequently air it.  In case you missed it last night, here it is:  (watch it while you can since Fox will probably pull this one down as well)

It's a Fan Made Transformers Movie, Comrade!

This was surprisingly well done.  Yet it left me wondering one thing:  do they not wear shirts in Russia?


Transformers from repey815 on Vimeo.

Yogi Bear Trailer

Well, this looks like a big pile of shit.

Skyline Trailer 2

Hmm...looking better...

Blog Updates

The Internet issues seem to be at an end for the time being, and I'm going to try to get back on top of things starting Monday.

I'm still looking for someone or someones who wants to post shit here contribute.  If you interested, leave a comment.

EPIC FAIL - Batman Backpack

No words needed here.

http://thedailywh.at/post/1048384169/looks-legit-of-the-day-what-you-act-like-youve

Update Issues

I've been having all sorts of ridiculas problems with my internet connection, so posts will kind of be hit or miss for a while until the issue is solved.

Watch Now: Star Wars Uncut

Way too trippy for words.

EDIT:  The player only shows single clips, so go here to watch in full: http://www.starwarsuncut.com/watch

Hobbit Limbo Continues

While The Hobbit continues to reside in it's perpetual state of 'movie limbo', due to MGM being unable to pull their heads out of their asses, Peter Jackson said that he will announce whether or not he'll be directing the movie "sometime soon".  Hopefully sooner rather than later. 

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=69105

Watch Now -- Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Possible EPIC FAIL?  I don't know yet.  All I know is that Google Videos is streaming it right now, and that Roger Ebert has been tweeting about it and even posted a blog about it.  The video itself was uploaded three years ago...so it's posible extremely likely that Disney and Studio Ghibli doesn't know about it.

So, if you want to watch it in splended 'crappy pirated' view, watch it here:  http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8704790173215648057&hl=en#.  I won't embed the video until I know for sure that it's legit.


http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-08-23/nausicaa-of-the-valley-of-the-wind-streamed-for-free

Weekend Box Office August 20-22 2010

Hmm...it's been a while since I did one of these...


1.  The Expendables -- $16.5 million

2.  Vampires Suck -- $12.2 million

3.  Eat Pray Love -- $12 million

4.  Lottery Ticket  -- $11.1 million

5.  The Other Guys -- $10.1 million


http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/boxoffice/

EPIC FAIL -- Quakecon Attendee's Blunder

This year at Quakecon, which I missed due to unforseen circumstances...no babysitter..., some guy sold his Shelby Cobra raffle ticket for $200.  Less than two minutes later, he was hating life:


Quakecon 2010: Attendee Blunder of the Year from Daniel Harris on Vimeo.


Oh the irony. 

http://furiousfanboys.com/2010/08/biggest-quakecon-fail-ever/

And the new FreeCreditReport band is....

WHO FREAKING CARES!!!! Well......for those of you that do because you clearly have no life, it's The Victorious Secrets.  At least they are a real band, unlike the previous one.

It it just me, or does the one guy kind of look like Seth Rogen??? 

Little Fockers Trailer...Again

Here's another Little Fockers trailer.  Hmmm...let's see...a bunch of 'Godfather' references, puking, blood spraying, and a strange 'Jaws' parody.  Yup, like looks like utter crap.  I'm sure it will be box office gold. 



At least they left out the penis stabbing scene this time.

My Soul to Take Movie Trailer

This one looks somewhat intersting.  Then again, Wes Craven films all tend to be the same these days.

Black Swan Trailer

Here is the trailer for Black Swan, starting Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis...who just happen to make out.  You see it in the trailer.

Epic Fail - Butterfinger Defense League

Yes...let's put Lou Ferrigno in drag.  That will surely get us customers!

Who is the Butterfinger Bar-glar?! @ Yahoo! Video

Watch Now -- The Hunt for Gollum

I guess this is going to be a new feature.  Here's the fan-made movie The Hunt for Gollum.

Skyline Trailer

Here is the first trailer for Skyline, opening November 12.  It stars Eric Balfour from Syfy's Haven.



http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/skyline/

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=68693

Watch Now: Inuyasha Movie 1

I'm bored, so here is Inuyahsa Movie 1:  Affections Touching Across Time.  It's the official Viz subbed version.

Venture Bros. Season 4.5 Trailer

So, are they calling it 4.5 or 5?  I don't know.



If the video isn't working, go here:  http://video.adultswim.com/the-venture-bros/venture-bros-season-45-trailer.html?cid=vplayer_the-venture-bros_venture-bros-season-45-trailer

Avengers Teaser

Here's the teaser trailer for Avengers.

Batman: Arkham City Teaser

The sequal to Batman: Arkham Asylum is set to release in 2011.

Colin Fitz Lives Trailer

Suposidley, this movie was the talk of Sundance years ago, but was never released to the general public.  Well, now it is:

General Updates and News

I've been really busy latley and have been neglecting things around here.  I'm starting vacation tomorrow...so expect more of the same for about a week longer.  I'm going to be posting up some movie reviews though, so keep a lookout.

Help Wanted:

• Someone(s) who wants to post movie/tv/hollywood news
• Someone to write movie reviews (primarily new releases)

Upcoming Reviews:
Clash of the Titans (2010)
Percy Jackson: The Lightning Theif
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Foreign)
The Loosers

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark Teaser

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark in HD

Trailer Park Movies

MySpace Video

Awsome Collection of Comic-Con Photos!!

Click the link below & head over to Tested to see their enormous Comic-Con gallery. 
Dr. Mrs. The Monarch and 21 & 24 EPIC WIN!!!

http://www.tested.com/news/the-comic-con-2010-cosplay-gallery-850-amazing-costumes/594/

EPIC WIN!!! -- Attack of the Vuvuzela in Middle Earth

Jack Sparrow Pulls a "Deadpool" at Comic-Con

Yes...Jack Sparrow breaks the fourth-wall in the On Stranger Tides teaser:

Avengers Cast Announced by Samuel L. Jackson

I can only image how that when as he yelled out intos at the crowd, then launched into a rant about his past movies.  Actually, no I don't....Video NSFW

"Samuel L. Jackson surprised some 6,000 fans gathered for a Marvel Studios presentation when he stepped out just as it was ending and started introducing the cast of "The Avengers."

Jackson brought out stars Clark Gregg, Scarlett Johannson, Chris Hemsworth of "Thor" and Chris Evans of "Captain America."

He then introduced another surprise guest, Robert Downey Jr., who brought out the rest of the all-star cast, including Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye and Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner."

I'm not overall thrilled with their choice of Mark Ruffalo...but he couldn't be any worse than Edward Norton.  'The Avengers' is scehduled for a 2012 release.

Amanda Bynes's Retirement is Over

Amanda Bynes tweeted her return yesterday by saying "i've unretired". 


http://twitter.com/chicky/status/19384134783

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/26/amanda-bynes-unretires-twitter-comeback/

EPIC FAIL - Twitards Rant Against Stephen King

...

Violence at Comic-Con 2010: Pen Assault

What happens when two nerds get into a fight over sitting to close together at Comic-Con?  One ends up getting a pen to the eye.

"Police Officer David Stafford says the two men got into an argument over sitting too close to each other. He says one man was struck with a pen and hospitalized with a minor cut around his eyelid, the other was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon."

Now here's a dramatic re-enactment:
...or not




http://paralleluniverse.msn.com/comic-con/fight-arrest/story/feature/?GT1=28140

Dath Vader Robs Bank & Uses Force to Evade Police

The Empire's economy must be worse off than ours if their sending out Dark Vader to rob banks.  A man is a somewhat spiffy 'Darth Vader' costume robbed a bank on Long Island.  Customers thought it was a joke until he pulled out his lightsaber gun and demamded money.

How much you want to by they'll find this guy living in his parents basement in his secret underground lair?

http://www.boston.com/news/local/new_hampshire/articles/2010/07/24/man_decked_out_in_darth_vader_mask_robs_ny_bank/

Let Me In Trailer

Here's the 'Let Me In' trailer.  It looks, from what is shown here, to be faily accurate to the original Russian movie 'Let The Right One In'.  But as always, the original will probaly be a lot better.

Britney's New Hairdo

WTF?!?!  I didn't know that having your hair looking like an animal's nest was in style.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/britneys-hair-looked-like-this-07-2010?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thesuperficial%2FSNxk+%28The+Superficial+-+Because+You%27re+Ugly%29

Weekend Box Office: July 9-11 2010

1.  Despicable Me -- $60 million

2.  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse -- $25.3 million

3.   Predators -- $25.3 million

4.  Toy Story 3 -- $22 million

5.  The Last Airbender -- $17.1 million

Mel Gibson Wants a Blow Job Becasue He Deservs It *heavy breathing*

Don't you dare fall asleep before giving Mel Gibson a blow job.  He'll burn your house down, but you'll have to blow him before he does. 

This is extremely NSFW.



The hear the other three tapes, visit RadarOnline

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-audio-out-control-mel-gibson-says-hell-burn-down-house-after-demanding

EPIC FAIL - Twitard Accuses Univeral of Ripping Off Twilight

The 'Twitards' continue their attack on sanity and common sense. This time their target is Universal Studios and the movie 'Wolfman'. Their complaint: The werewolf concept was stolen from Twilight.

**facepalm**

'Team Jacob' Twitard Kayla Patterson sent an e-mail to Universal Studios calling them out on the suposed theft.  Here is the full letter, pictures and all (minus the underling because Blogger won't do that):

Vampires Suck Trailer

It's the movie all you Anti-Twilighters have been waiting for!!


Official Vampires Suck Trailer

Epic Fail- Woman Claims Manga Put Son In Therapy

A Florida mother has been on a crusade to ban manga from her local library.  She claims that her son read Gantz and Psychic Academy and supposedly went nuts.  She said that "lost his mind when he found this" and " [now] he's in a home for extensive therapy".

"The manga Barbaree's son found was in the Crestview Public Library's general stacks. According to the Crestview News Bulletin, Barbaree said her son took the manga from the unsupervised stacks and put it in his backpack. Library Director Jean Lewis said that area was on a top shelf with other graphic novels and comic books not intended for young readers. Council President Charles Baugh Jr. visited the library the day after Barbaree's complaints and said the manga in the separate young adults section were appropriate."

I'm a big fan of Gantz and I seriously doubt that any of the content, while violent and disturbing, would make someone go crazy.  I see plenty worse on primetime television.  If she was a good, resposible mother she would have been supervising her son and not have let him get anyting from the mature section of the library.  In my opintion, the only reason the kids in therapy is because she probably molests him on a regular basis.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-07-09/florida-mother-protests-manga-in-public-library

Weekend Box Office: July 2-4 2010

1.  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse - $69 million

2.  The Last Airbender - $40.5 million

3.  Toy Story 3 - $30.2 million

4.  Grown Ups - $19 million

5.  Knight & Day - $10.4 million


http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

New Machete Trailer

Ever wanted to see Steven Segal fight Danny Trejo with machetes??  Well, your wish has been granted:

More Machete Videos

Epic Fail - New Wonder Woman Costume

That is the most horrendous outfit change I've ever seen!!

http://www.deadline.com/2010/06/dc-comics-decides-to-ruin-wonder-woman/

Some British Guy is the New Spider-Man

Andrew Garfeild is virtualy unknown in mainstream Hollywood...which makes him a shoe-in to star in the crap-tastic reboot of the Spider-Man franchise.

"On selecting Garfield, director Marc Webb said, “Though his name may be new to many, those who know this young actor’s work understand his extraordinary talents. He has a rare combination of intelligence, wit, and humanity. Mark my words, you will love Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker.” "

There are several of other comments made by the producers making this guy sound like the second coming of Christ.  The movie itself has been pushed back to a July 3, 2012 release, and started production back in December.

http://www.deadline.com/2010/07/soni-pictures-selects-new-spider-man/

Paris Hilton Busted for Pot in South Africa

Paris Hilton has been detained in South Africa after being busted for pot.

"A local radio station in Johannesburg said Hilton was detained outside the Nelson Mandela Bay stadium, following the quarterfinal match between Brazil and Netherlands.

A police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Hilton was caught with an unspecified amount of marijuana.

"She was found in possession of some amount of dagga," the officer said, using the local name for marijuana. "We don't know how much. It's a high profile person, only the top cops are dealing with it," he said."

 I find it sad that people have to be stoned to enjoy the Wold Cup.


http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38065779/?gt1=43001

Movie Review: Unthinkable

Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Carrie-Anne Moss, Michael Sheen

I wasn't too sure what to think of this one when I fist saw the trailer for it. The premise looked interesting, but I wasn't prepared for how far it went. I don't usually do a play by play of movies, but I have to with this one...so there are major spoilers.

The focus of the movie was about a converted Muslim man, Yunger (Sheen), who placed nuclear bombs in three cities in the U.S. He releases a tape to the media admitting what he has done, asks for demands

Movie Review: Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Starring Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway

I was hoping to be at least somewhat entertained by this, being that there hasn't been a Tim Burton movie I didn't like. I was sorely mistaken.

The only thing this movie really had going for it was the scope of the sets. Visually they were stunning, like all of his movies. However, about half of it was CIG...and poor CGI at that. After about 20 minutes in Wonderland, everything looked like crap and the novelty wore off.

The storyline was somewhat original. It was a good concept, but lacked subsidence. The overall

Weekend Box Office June 25-27 2010

1.  Toy Story 3 - $59.3 million

2.  Grown Ups - $40.5 million

3.  Knight & Day - $20.1 million

4.  The Karate Kid - $15.5 million

5.  The A-Team - $6.2 million

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Married

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have officialy tied the knot.  Once he realizes her careeer is over and she's no longer a meal ticket he'll so be out of there.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100629/ap_en_ce/us_people_megan_fox

Updates

Here's a few updates for the blog:

• going back through to tidey up the labels again, which may take a while
• will being writing articles now as well

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Trailer

Here is the first trialer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows.  Note that this contains scenes from both parts.

Robert Pattinson is Related to Vlad the Impaler...WTF?!?!?

According to ancerstery.com, Robert Pattinson is distantly related to Vlad the Impaler.  I call bullshit on this one.  If they are related, I bet Vlad is spinning in his grave.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/06/24/2010-06-24_robert_pattinson_related_to_vlad_the_impaler_the_orginal_dracula.html

Little Fockers Trailer

There is the trailer for Little Fockers, the third & final installment of the Fockers trilogy.  This just looks God-awful. 

David Carradine in Dinocrock vs. Supergator Tonight

I'm watching Dinocrock vs. Supergator right now on SyFy Channel, one of David Carradine's last films.  There will be a review coming later tonight.

Predators International Red Band Trailer

Here the international red band trailer for Predators.

EPIC FAIL: ThinkGeek Gets Cease and Desist Letter Over Unicorn Meat

The National Pork Board is angered over the misrepresention of unicorn meat.  Specificaly, they don't like it being refered to or discribed as being 'the new white meat'...because somehow people are going to corelate this to pork.  They are so angered that they sent a cease and desist letter to ThinkGeek, the company selling the product.  The joke is on them, however, being that the product in question is actually an April Fools joke and is not actually being sold.  Here is the first page of the c&d, which happened to be 12 pages long, in all it's halarity:

ThinkGeek has also posted the following apology:

"It was never our intention to cause a national crisis and misguide American citizens regarding the differences between the pig and the unicorn," said Scott Kauffman, President and CEO of Geeknet. "In fact, ThinkGeek's canned unicorn meat is sparkly, a bit red, and not approved by any government entity."

You'd think they would have gotten one for either the Dharma Initiative Clock or the Tribbles 'n' Bits.  It just goes to show you how stupid the members of the National Pork Board are.  Someone needs to explain the concept behind April Fools to them.

ThinkGeek has declared this to be the best c&d they have ever gotten, and are offering $10 off a purchase of $40 or more to all of those "offended by [their] portrayal of Unicorn Meat as 'the new white meat'".  Use the code PORKBOARD to get your discount.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html?icpg=pbfiasco

Movie Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

Starring - Jackie Earl Haley, some kids, and that guy from The Sarah Conner Chronicles


They made such a big deal about this one being 'scary' that I was looking forward to it. Jackie Earl Haley looked pretty good in the trailers. Yes it's a remake of a classic horror movie, but they couldn't screw it up any worse than they did Friday the 13th...right?? Well...I don't even know where to begin with this one folks.

One of the first things I noticed was that they never showed a close up of Freddy's face in any of the trailers that I saw. Now I know why:

Green Hornet Trailer is...well...Seth Rogeny

Here is the first trailer for The Green Hornet.  While I'm impressed by the fact that Seth Rogen has lost a great deal of weight, this movie looks stupid.  It's going to suck major balls.  Don't believe me??  See for yourself:

Weekend Box Office June 18-20 2010

1.  Toy Story 3 - $110.3 million

2.  The Karate Kid - $29.8 million

3.  The A-Team - $14.4 million

4.  Get Him to the Greek - $6.1 million

5.  Shrek Forever After - $5.6 million

http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

Miley Skank-a-Thon: More From Much Music Video Awards

Well, here's some more pics of Miley at the awards thing.  Head over to Superficial to see all of them.  There are a few that are NSFW...so be warned.

Miley Cyrus 'Skanking It Up' at Much Music Video Awards

A picture says a thousand words.  There's more over at The Superficial.

Narnia...what is it up to now...3...Movie Trailer

Here's the new trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia:  The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.  I thought they scrapped these after the second one semi bommed.

Movies Reviews Coming....at some point

I've got several movie reviews, one of which is half written.  Hopefully I'll get to them sometime this week.

See this past post of list of stuff:  http://goseethat.blogspot.com/2010/05/blog-news.html

Weekend Box Office June 11-13 2010

1.  The Karate Kid - $55.6 million

2.  The A-Team - $25.6 million

3.  Shrek Forever After - $15.7 million

4.  Get Him to the Greek - $9.9 million

5.  Killers - $8 million

 
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

Megan Fox Engaged to Has-been Actor/Boyfriend

Since she has another shitty movie coming out, Megan Fox has announced her engagement to the ever washed-up Brian Austin Green.  This is probaly the only good press she'll get over the weekend.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100616/ap_en_ce/us_people_megan_fox

EPIC FAIL - Batman and Superman Reproducing

Behold the horrors of MPreg...what has been seen can never be unseen!!
 

Miley Cyrus Mad Over Criticism

Miley Cyrus is mad about the mass amount of criticism she's gotten over her new onstage look and routines.  She saids that she's not allowed to be sexy because she's a woman:

"On Access Hollywood's "The Billy Bush Show," she said: "Girls are immediately going to say, 'Oh, she's trying to sell sex.' Well, I love Zac Efron, but what's he selling? He's gorgeous, he's hot, I don't go see his movie because I'm like, 'He's such a fantastic actor.' He's a great actor, but he's hot. He's just not in a leotard with his legs out. He has his shirt off. So what's the difference?

"In 'High School Musical' ... he's in basketball shorts and his cutoff tank top and all the girls are dying."

Okay Miley, here's the thing:  you are a 17 year old girl...GIRL...G-I-R-L.  No one except pedophiles whats to see a little girl dress like that.  Besides, your still trying to market yourself as a role model to young girls.  How is making out with other women and dressing like a $2 whore role model material?  Congradulations, your on the fast-track to being the next Britney!  I can't wait till you shave your head.



http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=505352>1=28102

'Breaking Dawn' Now Has Twice the Suckage

Copying Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, Summit Enternainment has decided to break the finial Twilight film into two parts.  Part one will release November 18, 2011.  I wonder what the rating will be, because a baby half-breed vampire chewing its way out of its mother womb just screams 'family movie'.  Maybe they will make it like the diner scene in Spaceballs.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100611/ap_en_mo/us_film_twilight_breaking_dawn

Les Grossman Film is Further Proof that Tom Cruise is Batshit

So there really is going to be a Les Grossman film.  I do beleive that this will be the finial nail in the coffin of Paramount.  Don't know what will happen to Cruise though...he's a turd that just won't flush.

"HOLLYWOOD, CA (June 9, 2010) - Paramount Pictures and MTV Films announced today that they are set to develop a movie around mega-producer Les Grossman. The announcement comes on the heels of Grossman’s groundbreaking and visionary production of the soon-to-be Emmy® award-winning 2010 MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Tom Cruise, along with Ben Stiller and Stuart Cornfeld of Red Hour Films will produce and have secured the life rights to Grossman.

Grossman, best known as a mega producer, has most recently mentored talents such as Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. In 2008, Grossman was introduced to the masses by Stiller in the comedy “Tropic Thunder” where the famed producer had a cameo playing himself. Said Ben Stiller: “Les Grossman's life story is an inspiring tale of the classic human struggle to achieve greatness against all odds. He has assured me he plans to quote, ‘F**king kill the sh*t out of this movie and make Citizen f**king Kane look like a piece of crap home movie by the time we are done.’ I am honored to be working with him.” When asked what the screenplay was about Grossman responded: “To quote my great friend Kirk Lazarus, ‘I don’t read the script, the script reads me.’”Adam Goodman, Paramount Film Group President said, "Everything I learned in this business, I've learned from Les. I started out as his assistant, and from the first day he threw his desk at me when I got his lunch order wrong, I have loved him like a father. I am forever grateful to Ben and Stuart Cornfeld and their ability to secure his highly-coveted life rights,"Tom Cruise is said to be in talks to portray Grossman in the film.Michael Bacall (“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World”) will write the script."

http://www.deadline.com/2010/06/exclusive-paramount-to-make-les-grossman-film-for-tom-cruise/

Ozzy Osbourne A 'Medical Miracle'?

Well, he seems to think he is....and he wants to donate his body to science.  He believes that scientists may be able to learn something from him.

"By all accounts, I'm a medical miracle. When I die, I should donate my body to the Natural History Museum. It's all very well going on a bender for a couple of days but mine went on for 40 years. At one point, I was knocking back four bottles of cognac a day, blacking out, coming to again and carrying on."

Hmmm...I just chalk it up to the fact that he's rich and can afford a shit load of detox. 

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/cameron-explains-morons-comments-aimed-at-BP-officials-1555200.story?gt1=28135#wallState=0__/music/Osbourne-wants-to-leave-body-to-science-1555327.story

Totally Random: BEAR ALERT!!!

Poor bear didn't get a chance to ride the trampoline.

'The Goonies' - Reunion and Deleted Scenes

Apparently, there was a "Goonies' reunion over the weekend.  During the festivities, a documentary of the making of the film was shown.  It was also mentioned that a possible sequel may or may not be happening, and that there is a Broadway play in the works.  There were also several deleted scenes that were shown.  One, featured below, is a fight scene with a giant octopus:



Another deleted scene was of two gorillas.  Yes...two gorillas:

"...[Spielberg] himself originally filmed a scene involving two escaped gorillas that steal a "red convertible and go tooling around town," according to the film's director, Richard Donner.

In that now-lost scene, the primates escape from a circus act when a police officer hears "frantic pounding and agonized screams" from the back of a van. Ripping open the door, the gorillas bowl over the cop and take off in the convertible of the preppy jock character (Steve Antin). Why was such a wild scene cut out? "I don't think the ape suits really worked," Donner admits. Considering the ape suits came from the justifiably forgotten movie "Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes," it's easy to see what he's talking about."

Also, Corry Feldmen was there and took a moment to bring up Corey Haim as is his custom these days.  Nothing kills a party faster than bringing up your dead friend whose memory/legacy (if he had on) you constantly mooch off of.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-secrets-and-celebrations-from-the-goonies-reunion.html

Guillermo del Toro's 'Hobbit' Statment

Here, in it's interiety, is Guillermo del Toro's statement about his decision to leave 'The Hobbit':

"So, here I am again. As promised, I am posting a longer message before the week's end.

I have to thank those of you that have supported me from the start as well as those that converted along the way. And even say farewell to those that never did convert or believed.

I will miss Mr. Crere, the faith of Compa and Sir DennisC, the wisdom of Voronwe, the joy of Grammaboodawg, the support of Kangi Ska and so many, many others

FAIL Foiled -- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Confirmed

Michael Bay has now confirmed that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has replaced Megan Fox in Transformers 3.  Hey Megan...this is what happens when you can't keep your mouth shut! 

Now, heres some eye candy:

http://movies.about.com/b/2010/06/05/rosie-huntington-whiteley-replaces-megan-fox-in-transformers-3.htm

Weekend Box Office June 4-6 2010

1. Shrek Forever After - $25.3 million.

2. Get Him to the Greek - $17.4 million

3. Killers - $16.1 million

4. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - $13.9 million

5. Sex and the City 2 - $12.7 million

OMG...no Marmaduke?!?!?  My faith in humanity has been restored somewhat.

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

Tony Jaa is a Monk...IRL

Actor Tony Jaa, best known for the kick-ass film Ong Bak, has apparently lost his marbles completly and has becoem a monk.  This is fairly common practice in Thailand, however this made much more interesting considering all the crazy rumors on the Ong Bak 2 set:

"The initial footage from that film looked fantastic but it didn't take long for strange stories to emerge from the set - stories of Jaa sacrificing chickens before shooting for the day could commence - and things rapidly fell behind schedule and way over budget. And then, with pressure mounting and debts adding up, Jaa simply crumbled under the pressure and disappeared. He was gone for two solid months - during which time the wilder stories explaining his absence involved black magic in Cambodia - before his mentor Panna Rittikrai managed to track him down and bring the wayward star home."

From there, it only got worse.  He broke down on television, then he later issued demands to the movie production house, and shortly there after was taken away in a car...an incident that lead many to believe he was kidnapped.  The fallout from this lead to Ong Bak 2 to be split into two movies.  While the second film did marginally well, Ong Bak 3 sucked.

Hopefully, Jaa will get what he needs while at the temple and will return to acting.

http://twitchfilm.net/news/2010/05/ong-bak-star-tony-jaa-joins-the-monkhood.php

More 'Smurfs' FAIL

I vaguely recall The Smurfs being in a forest, living in mushroom houses, and Gargamel living in a decrepit castle with a cat.  So why in the hell are they filming in Manhattan??  And why is Neil Patrick Harris in it??





http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/06/01/video-footage-hank-azaria-as-gargamel-in-the-smurfs/

Victoria's Secret Jumps the Gun

Victoria's Secret is congradulating Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on replacing Megan Fox's fired ass in Transformers 3.  However, someone forgot to mention to them that Paramount has yet to confim if she has indeed been cast.  I sense the possiblity of an EPIC FAIL here.



http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=66641

Weekend Box Office May 28-31 2010

1.  Shrek Forever After - $57 million

2.  Prince of Persia: Sands of Time - $37.8 million

3.  Sex in the City 2 - $36.8 million

4.  Iron Man 2 - $21 million

5.  Robin Hood - $13.4 million

http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?view=&yr=2010&wknd=22a&p=

Guillermo del Toro Quits 'Hobbit'

Director Guillermo del Toro has quit The Hobbit over production delays. 

"In light of ongoing delays in the setting of a start date for filming The Hobbit, I am faced with the hardest decision of my life," del Toro told a "Lord of the Rings" fan website.

"After nearly two years of living, breathing and designing a world as rich as Tolkien's Middle Earth, I must, with great regret, take leave from helming these wonderful pictures," he said, noting the film still hadn't been given the green light by MGM, the struggling Hollywood studio."

You know what this means.....Hellboy 3 baby!!!  Hell Yeah!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100531/ap_en_mo/as_film_new_zealand_hobbit_delay

RIP Dennis Hopper 1936-2010

Dennis Hopper has died at age 74.  He was best know for his role in Easy Rider.  Some of his other films include Speed, Super Mario Brothers, and Waterworld.  He also recently stared in the tv series Crash.

"Hopper died Saturday at his home in the Los Angeles beach community of Venice, surrounded by family and friends, family friend Alex Hitz said. Hopper's manager announced in October 2009 that he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer."

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=502935>1=28101&mpc=1

Michael Bay to Ruin TMNT

Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles is been handed over to Michael Bay so that he might relaunch the franchise with a new live-action movie.  Well, if nothing else, we will be guarented to see a shit load of explosions.

http://www.deadline.com/2010/05/platinum-dunes-steers-turtles-relaunch/

RIP Gary Coleman 1968-2010

Gary Coleman has died after being taken off life support.  He was suffering from an internal hemorage.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=502820>1=28101

Jonah Hex Trailer 2

Have I mentioned lately that Megan Fox can't act worth shit??

Heidi Montag & Guns = EPIC FAIL

Here's Heidi auditioning for Transformers 3. 

EPIC FAIL: Attack of the Twitards!!

What a bunch of fucktards!!

Blog News

I've had a bunch of stuff going on so the updates will be sparse for a bit longer.  Here's some previews of what's coming.

Upcoming Movie Reviews:
Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) -- half finished
Iron Man 2
The Road
Alice in Wonderland (...maybe)
Ninja Assassin
Transfomers
Transformers: ROTF

Upcoming TV Reviews:
Heros (entire series)
Lost (...maybe)

Upcoming Anime Reviews:
Hellsing Ultimate (1-6)
FMA Brotherhood

Edited 6/16/2010

Weekend Box Office May 21-23 2010

1.  Shrek Forever After-- $70.8 million

2.  Iron Man 2 -- $26.3 million

3.  Robin Hood -- $18.7 million

4.  Letters to Juliet -- $9 million

5.  Just Wright -- $4.2 million

http://boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2010&wknd=21&p=.htm

Megan Fox Dropped from Transformers 3

Megan Fox has been droped from the third installment of Transformers.

"Paramount Pictures said Wednesday that Fox's option was not picked up for part three in the blockbuster Michael Bay series. The studio, which released the first two movies about shape-shifting machines doing battle, declined to give further details or say who would replace the 24-year-old actress."

YES!!!!!!  I've been waiting for this since ROTF came out. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100520/ap_en_mo/us_people_megan_fox

CBS Showing Going Bye-Bye

"Cold Case", "Ghost Whisper", "Numb3rs," "The New Adventures of Old Christine," "Gary Unmarried," "Miami Medical" and "Accidentally on Purpose" are all getting cancelled.  New shows will be announced Wednesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100518/ap_en_ot/us_tv_cbs_canceled_series

Weekend Box Office May 14-16 2010

1.  Iron Man 2 - $53 million

2.  Robin Hood - $37.1 million

3.  Letters to Juliet - $13.7 million

4.  Just Wright - $8.5 million

5.  How to Train Your Dragon - $5.1 million


http://boxofficemojo.com/

Transformers 3 Being Filmed

Transformers 3 is currently shooting.  Here's a look:

Fan Made Mega Man Film

Here is a 90-minute Maga Man film that's fan made.  If you can manage to sit through it, let me know if its any good.


"MegaMan"-Fan Film from Eddie Lebron on Vimeo.

Epic Fail - Lady Gaga in Hannibal Lecter Outfit

There are some that should never be seen by the public.  This is one of them.  

Weekend Box Office May 7-9 2010

1.  Iron Man 2 - $133.6 million
2.  A Nightmare on Elm Street - $9.2 million
3.  How to Train Your Dragon - $6.8 million
4.  Date Night - $5.3 million
5.  The Back-Up Plan - $4.3 million

Totally Random: GET OUT OF THERE!!

I just saw this over on I Watch Stuff.  Sadly, I can name almost every movie/tv/cartoon those clips came from. 

Weekend Box Office April 30 - May 2 2010

Gee...only four days late.

1.  A Nightmare on Elm Street -- $32.9

2.  How to Train Your Dragon -- $10.6

3.  Date Night -- $7.5

4.  The Back-Up Plan -- $7.2

5.  Furry Vengence -- $6.6

Label Issue Fixed

I've finally gotten the label issue fixed.  So now it should be a lot easier to search for stuff on here.

Super 8 Leaked Trailer

Here is the leaked trailer for JJ Abrams Super 8.

Conan Interview on 60 Minutes

Watch CBS News Videos Online

Epic Fail - Hank Azaria as Gargamel

Here are some of the first shots of Gargamel from the upcoming Smurfs live-action movie.  They are filming in New York City for some reason.  For more pictures, head over to Coming Soon.net.

Totally Random: Hard Gay Cooking

Hey everyone...it's Hard Gay!  Hoooooo!

Jonah Hex Trailer

Here's the Jonah Hex trailer...jam packed with Megan Fox's shitty acting.

Movie Review: Avatar (on Blu-ray)

Staring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Joel David Moore, Michelle Rodriguez
Rated PG-13

I happily proclaim that I did not see Avatar at the theater. So, out of sheer morbid curiosity and constant harassment by my friends, I rented Avatar on Blu-ray. I think my husband summed the movie up nicely with three simple words: LIVE-ACTION FURNGULLY.

The visuals and special effects of this movie kick-ass, and the Blu-ray definitely improves it. The only drawback is that there are parts of the CGI that end up looking extremely fake due to the colors being so

MacGruber Trailer

Here's a new MacGruber trailer for your viewing enjoyment.

Weekend Box Office: April 23-25 2010

1. How to Train Your Dragon - $15 million

2. The Back-Up Plan - $12.3 million

3. Date Night - $10.6 million

4. The Losers - $9.6 million

5. Kick-Ass - $9.5 million

The Last Airbender Trailer

Here is the new trailer for The Last Airbender.

Beck Live Action Movie Teasers

Here are the two teaser trailers for Beck.

Hey Twitards! - Eclipse Teaser Trailer

...meh...

Batman: Under the Red Hood Trailer

Here is the trailer for Batman: Under the Red Hood, coming out on DVD & Blu-ray July 27.  Kevin Conroy will not be voicing Batman however.

 

Bring Out Your Spares!!!!

Marvel Studios is debating whether or not to do some "small scale" superhero movies:

"Filmmakers are being offered their pick of characters whose names are only familiar to comic fans. Properties like Dr. Strange, Ka-Zar, Luke Cage, Dazzler and Power Pack are among the many that are being tossed around right now. And the attitude seems to be that Marvel is open to bringing any of their characters to the screen at the right price point.

This plan allows Marvel much more flexibility; a 100 million dollar Dazzler movie makes no sense, but one budgeted at 25 million - done right - could be a moneymaker. And at a lower budget these movies don't need to be quite so mainstream. A 20 million dollar film can take much bigger risks than one that costs a hundred million more than that."

I could see Dr. Strange bringing in the money...but Dazzler?  Who the hell would go see that?

http://chud.com/articles/articles/23473/1/EXCLUSIVE-MARVEL039S-EXCITING-SMALL-MOVIE-PLANS/Page1.html

Hooray Nerds: Avatar on DVD/Blu-ray Today

Have you been wanting to masturbate to blue aliens but can't due to public indecency laws?  Well, Avatar is available on DVD and Blu-ray today so you can fondle yourself in the privacy of your own home.

Friday the 13th --The Remake-- Part 2 is Not Happening...We Hope

Brad Fuller twittered that Friday the 13th: Part 2 is "dead".  Hooray....oh, wait...how many sequals were there after the Final Chapter?  That franchise is about as 'undead' as they come.

http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=14943

Threats Made Against Matt Stone and Trey Parker

An Islamic website, RevolutionMuslim.com, has made threats against Matt Stone and Trey Parker over the use of Muhammed in the 200th episode. 

"We have to warn Matt [Stone] and Trey [Parker] that what they are doing is stupid...They will probably end up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show..."

The author of the website, Abu Talhah al Amrikee, has stated that these are not threats...yet he posted their work address.  The webiste has since been taken down.  There has been no comment made by Comedy Central or Matt and Trey.


http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2010/04/21/2010-04-21_south_park_creators_warned_poking_fun_at_muhammed_could_invite_deadly_muslim_rag.html

http://www.ozcarguide.com/entertainment/tv/2776-south-park-episode-201

Machete Release Date Set

Machete will open nation wide September 3...so go see it so you don't piss him off.  Below is the original trailer from Grindhouse.  Be warned: there is breif nudity so you may or may not want to view at the office.



http://www.reelmovienews.com/2010/04/machete-to-slash-labor-day-weekend/

Weekend Box Office: April 16-18 2010

1.  Kick-Ass - $19.8 million

2.  How to Train Your Dragon - $19.6 million

3.  Date Night - $16.7 million

4.  Death at a Funeral - $16.2 million

5.  Clash of the Titans - $15.3 million

EDIT:  Apparently MSN can't get the box office results right at all.  Order/money have been corrected thanks to Coming Soon.net.

Totally Random: The Pink Five Saga Trailer

One of the best Star Wars fan fhorts ever made.



http://www.pinkfive.com/

Creepy Tiger Woods Commercial

A few days ago, Nike aired it's new commercial with Tiger 'Can't Keep His Dick in His Pants' Woods.  This is the first commercial Tiger has been in, not counting all the ET, E News and TMZ previews, since the sex scandal broke in November.  The voice in the commercial is Tiger's dad, Earl Woods. He died back in 2006.  If you haven't seen it, here it is:



I had originally planned a long post about this...but I don't know now if I feel like doing it or not.  I may end up doing a review on it as a joke.


a chicken wing gets hot when you turn it on

Predators Behind-the-Scenes Clip

This behind-the-scenes clip features Topher Grace.


Predators

New Toy Story 3 Teaser

Here is the new 'gaget' themed Toy Story 3 teaser.

Weekend Box Office: April 9-11 2010

1.  Clash of the Titans -- $26.6 Million

2.  Date Night -- $25.2 million

3.  How to Train Your Dragon -- $24.8 Million

4.  Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? -- $11 Million

5.  The Last Song -- $9.8

Keven Bacon Joins Steve Carrell Movie

Kevin Bacon has signed on to Steve Carrell's new moive, which has no name yet.  He will be playing on of Carrell's co-workers who has an affair with his wife.  Shooting begins later this month.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=65133

Shrek Forever After Images

There's a ton of new images out for Shrek Forever After.  You can look at them here.

Kurumada's Clash of the Titans Posters

Masami Kurumada's Clash of the Titans posters have been unveiled by Warner Bros.  The posters are appearing is various places around Japan as well as phamplets available in theaters.  The movie opens in Japan on April 23.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-04-12/clash-of-the-titans-posters-by-saint-seiya-kurumada-posted#gallery_top