The Fourth Kind (2009)

Starring: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton, Hakeem Kae-Kazim

Okay...will someone please tell me what the hell I just watched?? Because, really, I'm totally clueless. The only thing I know for sure is that Milla kept her clothes on for a change.

The killed the movie was the fact that they were trying to pass it off as a documentary.  It completly ruined

First Pics From Resident Evil: Afterlife

Their making another one??  Here are the first pictures from the movie, and they look promising.  The trailer premiers this week at WonderCon, and shall be posted here as soon as it's available.

http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=14718

The Expendables Trailer

Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, and Randy Couture all in one movie.  OMFG I've got to see this!!!!

New Layout!!

Since I'm too lazy to make my own layout at the moment, I'm using one of the new custimizable templets that Blogger just released a few days ago.  I'll make a better one once I get the chance.

Survival of the Dead Red Band Trailers

Here are the restricted trailers for the upcoming Survival of the Dead...which looks to be a direct-to-video release.

Death at a Funeral Trailer

Tracy Morgan sure is popping up all over the place these days....from Cop Out to getting assaulted by Stevie Wonder in a Super Bowl commercial.

Scarface Play...Starring Kids. WTF?!?!?!

I find this highly disturbing.  Amusing...but still disturbing.

Knight and Day Trailer

Tom Cruise playing a crazy person....wow, that's a stretch.

Red Hot Chilli Peppers & Oasis to Do Themes for Beck Movie

Bands Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Oasis have signed on to make the opening/ending themes for the live- action Beck movie, opening September 4th in Japan.  "Around the World", preformed by the Chilli Peppers, will be the opening, while "Don't Look Back In Anger", preformed by Oasis, will be the ending.

The movie is based on the manga of the same name, by Harold Sakusihi, is about the rise of a rock group.  It ran from 1998 to 2008, with 34 volumes published.  It also inspired an anime, BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad, that was released by Funimation in 2008.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-03-30/red-hot-chili-peppers-oasis-to-do-beck-film-themes

Godzilla in 2012??

According to Variey, Legendary Pictures has gotten the Godzilla rights from TOHO.  If you recall, Sony made a crapy Godzilla film back in 1998, staring Mathew Brodrick.

"Though Legendary won't say so publicly, its execs are described as being particularly keen to avoid duplicating the look and feel of Sony's 1998 "Godzilla," a contempo update with state-of-the-art special effects centered on the chaos and destruction accompanying the monster's arrival in New York City."

The movie will be co-prodluced/co-financed with Warner Bros. and Legendary with be announcing the director soon.

Weekend Box Office: March 27-29, 2010

1.  How to Train Your Dragon -- $43.7M

2.  Alice in Wonderland -- $17.7M

3.  Hot Tub Time Machine -- $14M

4.  Bounty Hunter -- $12M

5.  Diary of a Wimpy Kid -- $10.1M

We Already Knew That - Ricky Martin is Gay

Ricky Martin has officially come out of the closet...and no one cares because we've all known it for years.  The Associated Press reports:

"For many, Monday's announcement will come as no surprise; the "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer's sexuality has been speculated about for years. But the Puerto Rican star, who got his start as a child in the teen group Menudo, never directly addressed it and was usually seen at events with beautiful women on his arm."

He made his big announcement on Twitter.  He is currently working on his memoirs. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100330/ap_en_mu/us_people_ricky_martin

Venture Bros. 4.5 News

Head on over to Publick Nuisance to get your fill of all things season 4.5.  Aside from the 9 new screen caps, he's posted some info on the hour-long season finale and a possible season start date assumption.

Movie Review: Matrix Revolutions (2003)

Starring - Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving


Quite frankly, this movie sucked major ass. It was better than Reloaded but it still sucked. It sucked so bad, I won't even bother with my typical review format.

Neo spends the first part of the movie bitching about being in a subway station of sorts. He's still 'jacked in' to the matrix even thought he is not physically attached. Morpheus, Trinity, and that other guy (Collin Chou) go to see the weird French guy to find out where Neo is. After some retarded fight scenes, they find him.

Movie Review: Matrix Reloaded - Revisited

After several complaints and insults about my review for Reloaded, I decided to rent the DVD Tuesday and give it another shot. I watched it twice to make sure I didn't miss anything, and afterwards regretted that I even forked out the four bucks for it.

Movie Review: Matrix Reloaded (2003)

Starring - Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving


Matrix: Reloaded was the biggest piece of crap I have ever had the displeasure of watching. I wouldn't even have my worst enemy watch this movie. It was almost one entire fight sequence and the special effects were some of the worst I have seen. The stop motion tricks that were made famous in the first Matrix were

Bombardment Day!!!

I've got a ton of old movie reviews from my old web site that I'm going to start putting up.  So...it's going to be a bit caotic for a few days while I post them.

'24' Going Bye-Bye

'24', starring that vampire guy from Lost Boys Kiefer Sutherland, will air it's final episode May 24.  The show will have lasted eight seasons with 194 episodes. 

"Sutherland said in a statement that the show's cast and crew "always wanted '24' to finish on a high note, so the decision to make the eighth season our last was one we all agreed upon." He also said he was looking forward to creating a film version of "24."

A film version?  I'd like to see how that works out.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100327/ap_en_tv/us_tv24

Totally Random: Ouran High School Host Club AMV

Haven't posted anything in a few days, so I'm trying to get caught up.  Here's a video I found on YouTube a few days ago. BEWARE THE FLAMES OF MOE!

Transformers 3 Update

Michael Bay has managed to sucker in John Malcovich and Frances McDormand for Transformers 3.  Hmmm...they must have some gambeling dets or something.  He also announced a new Autobot:

"I also was at a Ferrari charity event this week raising money for a hospital being built by Ferrari in Haiti. I announced that night the newest Autobot to join Transformers: the Ferrari 458 Italia."

Michael Bay Blog

Weekend Box Office: March 19-21, 2010

1. Alice in Wonderland - $34.5 million

2. Diary of a Wimpy Kid - $21.8 million

3. Bounty Hunter - $21 million

4. Repo Men - $6.2 million

5. She's Out of My League - $6 million

Totally Random: Predator Dance...WTF???

Um...I don't even know what to say about this one.

Totally Random: IT'S A TRAP!!!!

Your taste buds can't repel flavor of that magnitude!

Help Wanted -- Looking for contributers

Being that I'm a bit tied down with baby stuff at the moment, I'm looking for anyone interested in becoming a author/contributer to help keep up with movie and celebrity news.  If your interesed, either email me or reply in the comments.

Something for all you Twilight Fans out there...

Here's the official trailer for the upcoming Twilight Saga: Eclipse.  I have absolutely no interest in this one whatsoever...but know that millions of little twitards are rejoicing as I type this.

Totally Random: Death Star Mellon

Someone has a little too much time on their hands.  But, hey, it looks cool.

http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/

Predators Official Trailer

Here is the official trailer for Predators, relaesing in July.  So far it looks pretty kick ass.

Creativity/Originality has officially left Hollywood

It still remake season in Hollywood...because no one can come up with anything new.  Now, for your viewing enjoyment, here is the Clash of the Titans trailer.



Is it just me, or does the kracken sort of remind you of the Cloverfield monser??

Predators Sneak Peek 1

Here is a sneak peek at Predators.  Can't be too bad if Laurence Fishburne is in it.  Although a lot of people probably said that about Pee-wee's Playhouse...and Nightmare on Elm Street 3.

Iron Man 2 trailer

Here is the newest Iron Man 2 trailer.

Movie Review: Wolfman (2010)

Staring - Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving, Emily Blunt

The trailers and tv spots for this one looked interesting and I was hoping it would be good. Unfortunately, I was let down big time.

The writers did attempt to create a somewhat original storyline, but it quickly fell apart early on and became overly predictable. The big plot twist, where you learn that Anthony Hopkins is also a werewolf, was stupid...being that Benicio's character saw his father, in wolf form, kill his mother and never once put two and two together.  In fact, the script was so lacking the actors couldn't even get into it. Anthony Hopkins was completely lifeless. Hugo Weaving seemed to be going out of his way to not sound like Agent Smith and Megatron rolled into one. Benicio looked like he was going to fall asleep, which I don't blame him for...I almost feel asleep several times.

Overall, I was disappointed with the movie. It's not worth wasting $10 to go see it, and I'm not even sure it's worth renting either.

My Rating - 2 Stars

the hiatus continues...sort of

It's been a while since my last post.  I ended up back in the hospital with a uterine infection for a few days, then we had the 'Snowpocolipse'.  We got over a foot of snow and I ended up camped out at my parents house for almost 7 days because we didn't have electricity.  And now I'm just getting over another infection...this time in my leg. 

Anyway...for the time being I'll only be typing up reviews because I really don't feel like keeping up with all the movie news, unless it's something interesting.


A seed ascends around the turntable.