Movie Review: Matrix Reloaded - Revisited

After several complaints and insults about my review for Reloaded, I decided to rent the DVD Tuesday and give it another shot. I watched it twice to make sure I didn't miss anything, and afterwards regretted that I even forked out the four bucks for it.


I won't even bother going into a summary, since I've already done it once. I will say that I ended up finding one, and I repeat...one, enjoyable part to the movie: the chase sequence with the twins. I thought that was cool. The ending was okay too, being that it was the only interesting part of the movie, but there again, I covered that in the first review. I was going to see what was on the second disc but then I was so sick of the movie I put the fist back in the case and proceeded to throw it at the wall, where it stayed until I took it back to Blockbuster this morning.


Best Features of DVD:

• could skip the sex scene

Worst Features of DVD:

• it existed
• it said wide screen, but what it really meant was letterbox
• not one...but two discs!
• crappy menus

Miscellaneous Thoughts:

• During sex romp: was Trinity in ecstasy or 'pinching a loaf'? (she must have gone to the Natalie Portman School of Not Acting)
• After sex romp: Neo walked around with a look on that said 'I just did it with an ugly chick'
• Did the 'Wild Stallions' do the music for this movie?
• During sex romp: how can they do that with those little black knob/implant things on them? Doesn't that hurt?
• Trinity: does she ever wash her hair?
• Trinity: is it just me or does her nose keep getting bigger?

Overall (Again) -- Yup...still sucked.