Starring - Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving
Matrix: Reloaded was the biggest piece of crap I have ever had the displeasure of watching. I wouldn't even have my worst enemy watch this movie. It was almost one entire fight sequence and the special effects were some of the worst I have seen. The stop motion tricks that were made famous in the first Matrix were
extremely overused and lost their impact. The rave/wet t-shirt scene was disturbing enough as it was and the whole Neo/Trinity sex romp made it even worse. Everyone knows that Keanu is gay so watching him have 'sweaty sex' with a butch, hard to look at woman is difficult to sit through, especially what your seeing way more of them than you would ever want to see.
There was no real plot what so ever and half of the stuff they were talking about made no sense. By the time the movie started to get interesting, it was over. This movie could have easily been summed up in about...oh...the first ten or twenty of Matrix: Revolution, which comes out in a few months.
My suggestion, don't bother. Your not missing much.
My Rating - 1 Star
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